Happy Star Wars Day! As you’re planning your movie marathon, consider these geeky popcorn thoughts:
- Contrary to rumors, we do NOT have jedis in the kitchen cooking w/light sabers. Ours use copper kettles.
- Know why Storm Troopers are grumpy? They can’t hide cheesy fingerprints on white armor.
- Know what makes Storm Troopers really grumpy? The fact they can’t eat The Chicago Mix through their masks.
- Made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs? That’s nothing. The Chicago Mix is usually gone in 60 seconds.
- There’s a dark side & a light side & together they make a whole. Yes, we’re talking about The Chicago Mix.
- Chicago Mix or do not Chicago Mix, there is no try.
- Do others find your lack of Chicago Mix…disturbing?
- You can try to use the Force, but we only accept cash or credit
And most importantly, Han shot first.