May the Fourth Be With You…

 Garrett Popcorn News  Comments Off on May the Fourth Be With You…
May 042012

Happy Star Wars Day! As you’re planning your movie marathon, consider these geeky popcorn thoughts:

  • Contrary to rumors, we do NOT have jedis in the kitchen cooking w/light sabers. Ours use copper kettles.
  • Know why Storm Troopers are grumpy? They can’t hide cheesy fingerprints on white armor.
  • Know what makes Storm Troopers really grumpy? The fact they can’t eat The Chicago Mix through their masks.
  • Made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs? That’s nothing. The Chicago Mix is usually gone in 60 seconds.
  • There’s a dark side & a light side & together they make a whole. Yes, we’re talking about The Chicago Mix.
  • Chicago Mix or do not Chicago Mix, there is no try.
  • Do others find your lack of Chicago Mix…disturbing?
  • You can try to use the Force, but we only accept cash or credit

And most importantly, Han shot first.