Mar 092012
 

Edgar Rice Burroughs forgot to include the role of The Chicago Mix in his stories about John Carter. Fear not! Popcorn Picks returns this week to fill in the gaps to his story.

Popcorn Picks rates a movie’s compatibility with Garrett Popcorn based on two categories:
Crunch Factor on a scale from 1 (might as well be a silent film) to 10 (totally crunchtastic)
Crowd Control on a scale from 1 (massive movie night) to 10 (couples-only crowd)

Crunch Factor
When civil war veteran John Carter finds himself on the planet Barsoom, he must rely on his former training to protect the planet’s inhabitants. Carter’s battles against space monsters offer you plenty of opportunities to delight and cheer with The Chicago Mix. John Carter is the proud sentinel of a Popcorn Picks Crunch Factor of 10!

Please don't be a Woola.

Crowd Control
Action films are known to draw large crowds. You may feel the urge to defend your tin like a Woola (see photo). Suppress your visceral desires and remember that Garrett Popcorn is a food of love and harmony. Popcorn Picks reminds you to share like a human and rates this movie’s Crowd Control with a 2.

Popcorn Picks Recommendation
Set on an arid planet that resembles Arizona, John Carter’s adventures look like a cross between an old western and a sci-fi film. From our experience with The Chicago Mix, we know that sometimes unexpected combinations garner the most fans. Whether you’re into “saddle-ups” or “beam-me-ups,” get ready for interplanetary treat time with John Carter and Garrett Popcorn!

Showtimes for John Carter in 3D
Palace IFC Cinema
8 Finance St Podium L1, IFC Mall

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